Just die Already - NSW

You are a retired old man in the near future when people will no longer have children. There is no one left to pay pensions because of those ungrateful millennials who prefer to play video games instead of doing real work.

With no one to cover your living costs, you - like all the other elders in this world - have no choice but to survive on your own.



How will you survive in a world that wants you to die already?

To make matters worse, you have just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to take on dangerous challenges and explore the world to get retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.

So, given that society wants you dead, isn't it finally time to live a little longer?




KEY FEATURES:

- You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you found something in common with your grandparents.
-Discover the joy of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break everything.
- Meet dangerous challenges that you will never try at home and answer existential questions such as: can you jump off a catapult and land someone? Or, can you survive if you lose your head, grab it and hit someone with it?
- Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a suitable retirement home. That makes sense. A word of advice: try to stay whole so that you can enjoy yourself in the end ...
- Play alone or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete the challenges together or simply cause chaos and snatch the limbs of your friends!
- You get to be an old person. So good I said it twice.
- Pick up and interact with a wide variety of objects. Everything from huge trout, trampolines, weapons, electric cables and fireworks, just to name a few. Bazookas, axes, paper clips, air trumpets and jetpacks, to name a few. Yes, they can all be used to hurt the boy.
- Wreak havoc among millennials and zoomers (I forgot about Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and applaud when others are injured, while others will run away in terror.
- The city is full of detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, which encourage detailed exploration and eccentric experimentation to really see everything.
- Okay, this is the last time, we promise.